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QOTD March 14 2013

Thursday, March 14th, 2013

Ghandi (on Steak & Blow Job day, before he turned vegetarian): “If only there were more Steaks and Blow Jobs in the world, we would have no War…”

Steak & Blow Job Day 2013

Thursday, March 14th, 2013

‘We guys’ had to wait one month for it…today is time to get compensated for our efforts on Valentine’s Day as March 14 is Steak & Blow Job Day!!

Uncyclopedia: “The idea is simple; there are no cards, flowers, candy or other overpriced fluff. Partners need only to bestow their man with a steak and a blow job. But not necessarily in that order. And not necessarily only once that day. And it doesn’t even have to be them who does it.”

Good to see that this memorable day is supported by some of the smartest and wisest man in the world:

Stephen Hawking: “Fellatio is awesome and makes you smarter!”

Ghandi: “If only there were more Steaks and Blow Jobs in the world, we would have no War…” (~ Ghandhi on Steak & Blow Job day, before he turned vegetarian.)

 

Hehe, as a vegetarian myself, I’ll trade the steak for an extra BJ… 😉

(Oh, and for all you girls out there, don’t get too upset as your turn comes soon enough: April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day! 😉 )