Just in case anyone ‘forgot’ about it (here you go guys, uhh sorry girls ): it is Steak & Blow Job Day today! A holiday celebrated every year on March 14, indeed one month after Valentine’s Day, for a reason.
Uncyclopedia: “The idea is simple; there are no cards, flowers, candy or other overpriced fluff. Partners need only to bestow their man with a steak and a blow job. But not necessarily in that order. And not necessarily only once that day. And it doesn’t even have to be them who does it.”
I love the Ghandi quote: “If only there were more Steaks and Blow Jobs in the world, we would have no War…” (~ Ghandhi on Steak & Blow Job day, before he turned vegetarian.)
This will unfortunately not be ‘my’ day of days though: I don’t eat meat, and am ‘home alone’ this week…what a missed opportunity!!
Oh, and for all you girls out there: don’t get too upset, your turn comes soon enough: April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day!